Assholery

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I Never Get Tired of This

Living Kitty-Corner...

...to an elementary school is a blast. I watch the kids coming to school and leaving. They always run when leaving, but not so much when they're going the other way.

Vive La France!!!!

France have banned the burqa - isn't it about time we did the ...

VIDEO: France have banned the burqa - isn't it about time we did the same here in Britain?(Third party video)

Posted by Britain First on Thursday, August 6, 2015

I Don't Know About You...

...but I'm bawling like a baby:

More than a moving story: a true life lesson.Thank you Francine. #WhatMakesUsHUMAN

Posted by HUMAN on Friday, September 25, 2015

I Love This Kid

">Malala Yousafzai - Call to Action

Is He Really That Bad?

I'm no fan of Barack Obama, but this seems to me to be ridiculous:

BOMBSHELL: Intelligence Officer Leaks OBAMA’S PLAN To NUKE AMERICA

Is he really planning to inflict radiation sickness on himself, his wife and his kids?

"What the media...

...isn't telling you about Climate Change":

Better Give Him...

...a majority, then:

Mulcair, Trudeau vow to kill Harper minority

Shoulda Let Him Kill Himself

Derek Saretzky in Lethbridge hospital after suicide attempt
22-year-old from Blairmore, Alta., accused of murdering Hailey Dunbar-Blanchette and her father

More

'Global warming the greatest scam in history' claims founder of Weather Channel

Christians Only

Slovakia: The World’s First Country to Forbid Muslim Immigrants

It Doesn't Get Any Better...

...than this:

Egyptian Legal Authorities Charge Obama And Hillary Clinton: Criminal Conspiracy With Muslim Brotherhood.

Egypt Files Suit Against Barack Obama And Hillary Clinton For Conspiring With Muslim Brotherhood

Barack has cost the US another ally

Or maybe not:

Obama, Clinton Charged in Muslim Brotherhood Conspiracy By Egyptian Lawmakers<- Fiction

Now. If We Can Just...

...convince the powers that be to disappear them altogether:

CBC announces plans to sell off all buildings in midst of election campaign

Halleluljah!!

BREAKING: Congress Launches MAJOR Plan to IMPEACH OBAMA!

I'm Crying Like A Baby

Twins reunited after 70 years apart - BBC News

Those Newfies!

They sure have some funny names for places.

Mistaken Point being evaluated in UNESCO World Heritage bid

"A rare collection of sea fossils on the southeastern tip of Newfoundland is a step closer to possibly being named a UNESCO World Heritage Site."

[---]

"Mistaken Point is home to the oldest-known evidence of early multi-cellular life — a 565-million-year-old sea floor that's been slowly exposed by the pounding Atlantic surf."

Le Tour Eiffel...

..., site of a bomb threat:

Police scrambled after three sighted trying to climb Eiffel Tower

Bomb scare: Eiffel Tower closed down for visitors

Eiffel Tower closed to visitors after three ‘terror suspects seen’

Police scrambled after three sighted trying to climb Eiffel Tower

Bomb scare: Eiffel Tower closed down for visitors

France's Eiffel Tower shut amid security alert

Paris: Eiffel Tower closed after intrusion

Reminds me of the time my ex and I went on a big trip to the Middle East. On our way back we had six hour stay in Paris, so we went downtown to see the sites, the Eiffel Tower being one. But it was 6:00 am and nothing was open. Damn Frenchmen./sarc

PS: None of these articles say anything about the perps who did this. I think I can be forgiven for assuming they were Muslim terrorists.

They Don't Call It...

...Winterpeg for nothing:

Rocky patch of Mars named after another cold place: Winnipeg

Fred Flintstone...

...cares.

Okay, So I Lied

Global warming believers are like a hysterical ‘cult’: MIT scientist compares 'climate alarmists' to religious fanatics

Naomi Klein Admits in Her Climate Change Screed that ‘Global Warming’ is All About Anti-Capitalist Polemics, And Has Nothing to Do, Really, With Science

A Real Climate Scientist Demolishes Bill Nye’s Global Warming Alarmism

Can We Move On Now?

Antarctic sea ice hit 35-year record high Saturday

Greatest Hoax of the 21st Century! 98% Scientists DO NOT Believe in Man-Made Climate Change!

Scientist Confesses: "Global Warming a $22 Billion Scam"

I know I will.

I'd Hate To Be A Policeman

They put on a brave face in front of a camera, but I'll bet they cry like babies when they are alone, when they have to report news like the kidnapping and murder of little Hailey Blanchette, especially if they have little children or grandchildren of the same age, or thereabouts.

Best Damn Summary...

...of the Indian Industry and its nefarious work I've ever read:

‘How The Aboriginal Industry Wins In Court’

Amazing!!

Ancient Machines (Machines Of Ancient China)

Just Try It Assholes

Muslim Petitions To Cancel Oktoberfest In Germany As Munich Police Plan To Keep Refugees and Revelers Apart

Election Goodies

Mulcair insists on inquiry into missing and murdered Indigenous women

"Mulcair has previously promised an inquiry into the cases of murdered and missing women within 100 days of an NDP government taking office, as well as pledging to end violence against women, one year after the slaying of Winnipeg teen Tina Fontaine."

With pixie dust and a magic wand, of course.

One Thing...

...all criminals have in common, is they're stooooopid:

Prince Albert man, 32, faces charges after assaulting police officer

Man assaults police officer

Alright!!!

My Alma Mater gets world wide recognition:

University of Saskatchewan Space Design Team beats 37 other teams to win 2015 European Rover Challenge

ERC 2015 results out; University of Saskatchewan team lands top spot

U of S, McGill University teams rank first and third in ERC 2015

U of S Team Surprises Competition, Themselves in International Rover Challenge Victory

ERC 2015 results out; University of Saskatchewan team lands top spot

University of Saskatchewan team wins Mars rover challenge

University of Saskatchewan team wins Mars rover challenge

Mars rover challenge University of Saskatchewan is Mars rover challenge champion

Sask. students take top prize in Mars rover design challenge

European Rover Challenge 2015 sees USST land top spot

Not only that, but they get recognition from as far away as Northern California and Budapest!!!!

Well done, folks!!!

Allan West Nails It

The question of Muslim terror was never so succinctly answered as here by Allen West. (Courtesy of The Hudson Institute's Reclaim American Liberty Conference).

Posted by American Bikers United Against Jihad - ABUAJ on Friday, September 11, 2015

Remember,,,

...how the warmanistas told us hurricanes would increase? Well, guess what. They've decreased:

It’s the peak of the hurricane season, and guess what…

4th Year of Earth's Hurricane Drought

There Are No Active Hurricanes in Atlantic or Pacific as Peak of the Season Arrives

Who Knows What To Believe?

I've read that Obama is about to be impeached. But is it true? If it is, what took them so long?

This Must Be Raaaacism,...

...or something.

We'd prefer Christian refugees, Cyprus says – because they adjust better to life

Now French mayor says he will only take Christian refugees 'to avoid disguised terrorists'

Related:


Muslim Refugees Chant “Allahu Akbar,” “F**k You,” Attack Citizens, Throw Feces
The footage that TV networks don't broadcast


German Schools Order Girls Not to Wear Short Skirts to Avoid Offending Muslim Migrants
Parents warned revealing clothes could lead to "attacks"

That Should Help

Labour unions across Canada preparing to launch major anti-Harper offensive

Help the Cons, that is.

Turns Out...

...the Senate is useful, after all:


Canadian Senate Committee Calls for Scrutiny of Muslim Brotherhood

Yet Another...

..."You Can't Make This Shit Up":

Violent West Point Pillow Fight Under Investigation

"The U.S. Military Academy at West Point is investigating an annual pillow fight at the school that turned bloody and left 30 cadets injured, most of them with concussions."

[---]

"The pillow fight is an annual tradition stretching back more than a century and is intended to build class spirit among incoming first year students known as plebes. Held in the school’s main courtyard it comes at the end of a summer training period before the plebes enter the academic year."

Why...

...am I seeing numerous election ads on the Net talking up Stephen Harper and the Cons, and virtually none from the Libs and Dippers? Are they resigned to the fact that they are going to lose, or are they just not net savvy? Either way...

This Is Turning Out...

...to be one of those "Who are you going to believe?" scenarios:

This Drowned Boy A Total Fabrication

Much Ado About...

Liz's long reign:

We celebrate Elizabeth II becoming Britain's longest-serving monarch

And she has at least one fan:

William's 'worries over social change' message in tribute to Grandma: He writes of 'challenges to communities' in heartfelt homage to the Queen to mark her longest -ever reign (but adds she is such fun, too)

Prince William Praises His Granny the Queen's 'Love of Family and Home'

Prince William pays glowing tribute to grandmother Queen Elizabeth II

Duke of Cambridge praises Queen's life of service in new biography

But perhaps there's more important issues to muse over:

What Does Queen Elizabeth II Carry in Her Purse?

The Brits do have a fascination with minute details of royal life, too:

Queen Elizabeth II to become Britain's longest reigning monarch: The many things the Queen can do that the rest of us can’t

"Here are the things that the Queen can do that you can’t, not that she’s showing off or anything:

If you’re the Queen of England acquiring a driving license like every other British 17-year-old is not necessary. The Queen is the only person in Britain who can drive without a licence. Because they are issued in the Queen’s name, it would be unnecessary for her to give herself a license. But that doesn’t mean she can’t drive – Elizabeth operated a first-aid truck for the Women’s Auxillary Territorial Service during WWII.

As well as not having to have a licence, she also does not have to bother with a registration plate for her car.

The Queen can travel abroad without any travel documents or a passport, since these are issued in her own name. This is something that even other members of the Royal Family can’t get away with, so passports at the ready Charles et al.

Her majesty is entitled to two birthdays per year. While her actual proper legit birthday is on 21 April, her ‘official’ Queen’s birthday is celebrated on a Saturday in June.

Here are the things that the Queen can do that you can’t, not that she’s showing off or anything:

"If you’re the Queen of England acquiring a driving license like every other British 17-year-old is not necessary. The Queen is the only person in Britain who can drive without a licence. Because they are issued in the Queen’s name, it would be unnecessary for her to give herself a license. But that doesn’t mean she can’t drive – Elizabeth operated a first-aid truck for the Women’s Auxillary Territorial Service during WWII.

As well as not having to have a licence, she also does not have to bother with a registration plate for her car.

The Queen can travel abroad without any travel documents or a passport, since these are issued in her own name. This is something that even other members of the Royal Family can’t get away with, so passports at the ready Charles et al.

Her majesty is entitled to two birthdays per year. While her actual proper legit birthday is on 21 April, her ‘official’ Queen’s birthday is celebrated on a Saturday in June."

Not everyone agrees, though:
Do you believe them? Elizabeth II is NOT our greatest monarch, say historians

Well, it may be the wrong Elizabeth, too. Seems there's some dispute over not just the longevity bit, but also how great her reign has been:

Do you believe them? Elizabeth II is NOT our greatest monarch, say historians


ROBERT HARDMAN: Queen Victoria a greater monarch than Elizabeth II? Twaddle! She was a workshy recluse

Queen Elizabeth crowned 'the greatest ever monarch' - but which one?

Liz I or Liz II?

As you can tell, I'm a fan of Queen Liz. She assumed the throne when I was three years old and a actually saw her once, when I was about six or seven years old. She and Prince Phillip were touring Canada, and their train stopped in my home town and they did a brief walkabout. From what I remember, practically the whole town turned out. I remember very clearly what I was wearing, too. I had on a peach coloured dress with white trim, which I loved.

While Liz may be the longest serving and most loved monarch, there's no dispute over who was the worst monarch:
Henry VIII voted worst monarch in history

And here's why (from the article):

"King John I may forever be known as a Bad King following that seminal history textbook 1066 and All That, but according to history authors, it is Henry VIII who should bear the title of the worst monarch in history.

More than 60 writers were surveyed by the Historical Writers Association (HWA), with Henry VIII taking 20% of the vote to find the worst monarch and criticised for a wide range of crimes: he was “obsessive”, “syphilitic” and a “self-indulgent wife murderer and tyrant”, according to respondents.

Robert Wilton, the author of The Spider of Sarajevo, called the Tudor king “a gross man-child, wilfully and capriciously dangerous to everything around him including the country”, adding that psychologically, Henry “barely made it out of infancy, let alone adolescence, and ruled with little more policy than petulant self-gratification”."

Adam Michnik...

...resurfaces:

The Russian Godfather: A View from Poland

 From Solidarity to Democracy

Adam Michnik: 'We Must Stop Putin'  (Video at this site)

Polish Dissident Adam Michnik: 'We Are Bastards of Communism'

 "Adam Michnik is editor-in-chief of Poland's leading daily and its most prominent former dissident. In a SPIEGEL interview, he talks about the threat of authoritarian regimes in Eastern Europe, the decline of the region's political culture and feelings of being treated like second-class citizens in Europe."

 He's right. Something went horribly wrong for Eastern Europe following the collapse of the Soviet Union.

 

Best Damn Commentary...

...on the Indian Industry I have ever read:

"“Recognizing that additional resources are required to solve aboriginal problems does not mean writing larger cheques to aboriginal leaders. Most of these leaders have little interest in improving the lives of the marginalized; their concern is gaining control over government funds, which results in unqualified friends and relatives “delivering” low quality services.
“Untold millions are also provided to lawyers and consultants in the Aboriginal Industry to perpetuate grievances and justify a return to a romanticized past.
“The increasing fantastical character of the aboriginal rights movement, epitomized by ‘Idle No More’, is the result of the influence of the ‘Aboriginal Industry’ – the group of lawyers and consultants who benefit financially from keeping aboriginal peoples in a state of segregated dependency. This industry has encouraged unrealistic hopes in the aboriginal population by fuelling resentment towards the “white man”, and promising “compensation” for past wrongs.
“Meanwhile, unrealizable demands for sovereignty, robust “aboriginal rights” and the quest for a “nation-to nation relationship” keeps aboriginal policy in a perpetual state of suspension, where never-ending negotiations always result in more demands for legal clarification and “consultation”. The continuation of aboriginal deprivation that results from such obfuscation then justifies the need for the distribution of more government transfers."

[---]

"“Recognizing that additional resources are required to solve aboriginal problems does not mean writing larger cheques to aboriginal leaders. Most of these leaders have little interest in improving the lives of the marginalized; their concern is gaining control over government funds, which results in unqualified friends and relatives “delivering” low quality services.
“Untold millions are also provided to lawyers and consultants in the Aboriginal Industry to perpetuate grievances and justify a return to a romanticized past."

Go Aussies!!!

She Did It Again !!! W O W !

"Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques:"

[---]

"'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT... Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture.Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.'"

Nearly 200 First Nations could lose funding for failing to report finances

Bring - it - on!!!

BWAWAWAWAWA!!

 I normally don't agree with the vandalization of election signs, but I'll make an exception with this  this one.

May's campaign signs in home riding defaced with tin foil hats

You Can't Make ...

...this shit up:
 

Man Claims To Have The Largest “Junk” In World & That Is Not All

"...the 52-year-old’s 18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.

The member hangs well below his knees and he wants his ‘gift’ to be recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records."

Somebody needs to tell him it's not length that matters, it's circumference, but I digress.

Stuff Made With Petrolium

Things Made From Oil That We Use Daily (a partial list)

AKA, the decline and fall of Western Civilization:

•Agriculture

•plastic ties

•row cover (I have no idea what that is.)

•irrigation piping

•polyethylene

•polypropylene

•bags and packaging

•pesticides and herbicides

•food preservatives

•fertilizers

Clothing and Textiles


• cord
• everything polyester: blouses, pants, pajamas etc.
• everything permanent press: shirts, dresses etc.
• beads
• bracelets
• pantyhose
• nylon zippers
• plastic hangers
• purses
• thongs and flip flops
• earrings
• ribbons
• fake fur
• windbreakers
• sandals
• garment bags
• shoe laces
• rain coats
• iron-on patches
• sneakers
• sweaters
• sofa pillow material
• monkey bars
• photo albums
• wet suits
• flippers
• tennis balls
• boats
• insulated boots


Infants and Children

• acrylic toys

• baby oil
• laundry baskets

• waterproof pants

• baby aspirin

• bath soap

• mittens
• pacifiers

• baby blankets

• bibs

• rattles

• doubleknit shirts

• baby bottles

• disposable diapers

• baby shoes

• teething rings

• nipples and binkies

• dolls

• stuffed animals

Sports, Hobbies and Games
• baby lotion

• allergy medication

• cotton-tipped swabs

• inhalers

• liquid Pepto-Bismol

• aspirin

• first aid cream

• lancets

• pill cases

• band aids

• first aid kits

• latex gloves

• latex gloves

• burn lotion

• glycerin

• mosquito spray

• rubbing alcohol

• chap stick

• heart valve replacement

• nasal decongestant

• surgical tape

• syringes

• Vaseline

• antiseptics

• hearing aids

• anesthetics

• artificial limbs

• eyeglasses and sunglasses

• antihistamines

• cortisone

• vaporizers

• denture adhesives

• laxatives

• Bactine

• oxygen masks

• stethoscopes

• prescription glasses

• cough syrup
• hearing aids


Kitchen and Household


• vinegar bottles

• egg cartons

• meat trays

• trash bags

• breadboxes

• freezer containers

• melamine dishware

• tumblers

• cake decorations

• jars

• microwave dishes

• utensils

• candles

• freezer bags

• milk jugs

• vacuum bottles

• coasters

• gelatin molds

• nylon spatulas

• wax paper

• coffee pots

• ice cream scoops

• oven bags

• mops

• drinking cups

• ice trays

• plastic containers

• fabric softener

• detergent bottles

• plastic table service

• drain stoppers

• dish drainers

• lunch boxes

• pudding molds

• sponges

• dish scrubbers

• brushes

• baggies

• drinking straws

• Styrofoam

• paper cup dispensers

• measuring cups

• Teflon coated pans

• table cloths

• refrigerator shelves

Beauty

• cologne

• hair brushes

• lipstick

• permanent wave curlers

• perfume

• hair color

• mascara

• petroleum jelly

• comb

• foam rubber curlers

• shampoo

• contact lenses and cases

• hair spray
• hand lotion
• shaving foam

• hair dryers

• shoe inserts

• dentures

• body lotion

• face masks

• skin cleanser

• deodorants

• moisturizing cream

• soap holders

• disposable razors

• leather conditioner

• mouthwash

• sunglasses

• facial toner

• lens cleanser

• nail polish

• sunscreen

• tooth brushes

• toothpaste tubes

• vitamins

• synthetic wigs

• bubble bath


• soap capsules

• carpet padding

• Naugahyde

• Venetian blinds

• TV cabinets

• extension cords

• picture frames

• flocked wallpaper

• shower doors

• Formica

• refrigerator lining

• vinyl wallpaper

• curtains

• kitchen carpet

• shag carpet

• welcome mats

• fan blades

• lamps

• shower curtain

• patio furniture

• swings

• linoleum

• upholstery

• rugs


• caulking material

• light switch plates

• plungers

• faucet washers

• clotheslines

• measuring tape

• polyurethane stain

• water pipes

• electric saws

• paintbrushes

• propane bottles

• wood floor cleaner/wax

• vinyl electrical tape

• plastic pipe

• shingles (asphalt)

• light panels

• garden hoses

• plastic wood spackling paste

• awnings

• glazing compound

• Plexiglas

• spray paint

• enamel

• epoxy paint

• artificial turf

• folding doors

• floor wax

• glue

• house paint

• paint rollers

• toilet seats

• water pipes

• putty

• solvents

• roofing material

• plywood adhesive

• sockets
• propane

Automotive


• antifreeze

• flat tire fix

• street paving (asphalt)

• car battery cases

• coolant

• motor oil

• tires

• loud speakers

• bearing grease

• sports car bodies

• traffic cones

• car enamel

• brake fluid

• dashboards

• windshield wipers

• visors

• car sound insulation

• oil filters

• car seats

• convertible tops

• fan belts
• gasoline

Miscellaneous


• ash trays


• dog food dishes

• toolboxes

• CDs and DVDs

• balloons

• dog leashes

• tape recorders

• synthetic rubber
• bubble gum

• dog toys

• flashlights

• nylon ropes


• bungee straps

• flight bags

• cassette player

• flea collars

• flutes

• lighter fluid

• electric blankets

• tool racks

• name tags
• cigarette filters
• ammonia
• newspaper tubes
• calibrated containers
• tool racks

• insect repellent

• phonograph records (vinyl)

• crayons

• ice buckets

• dyes

• pillows

• credit cards

• flashlights

• fly swatters

• plastic cup holders

• dice

• movie and camera film

• k-resin

• rain bonnets

• luggage

• video cassettes

• charcoal lighter

• rayon

• safety glasses, gloves, hats

• shoe polish

• signs

• cassette tapes

• toys

• watch bands

• waterproof boots

• shopping bags

• bedspreads

• checkbooks

• covers

• tobacco pouches

• clothes hangers

• flea collars

• flavors

• masking tape

• safety flares

• flags