It Doesn't Get Any Better...

...than this:

Egyptian Legal Authorities Charge Obama And Hillary Clinton: Criminal Conspiracy With Muslim Brotherhood.

Egypt Files Suit Against Barack Obama And Hillary Clinton For Conspiring With Muslim Brotherhood

Barack has cost the US another ally

Or maybe not:

Obama, Clinton Charged in Muslim Brotherhood Conspiracy By Egyptian Lawmakers<- Fiction

Bad News For Shillary

Bad News for Hillary, Good News for America

"As My Way reports just 39% of all Americans have a favorable view of Clinton — an eight-point increase in her unfavorable rating since end of April.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton’s standing is falling among Democrats, and voters view her as less decisive and inspiring than when she launched her presidential campaign just three months ago, according to a new Associated Press-GfK poll."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

In the original, on Facebook, where I got this, virtually everyone said "anyone but Hillary". If they didn't say "anyone" they chose a specific person but also said "not Hillary".

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Moving right along:

Egypt court labels Palestine's Hamas as terrorist group

Parliament Hill shooter Michael Zehaf-Bibeau buried in Libya

"Zehaf-Bibeau's cousin Ashraf Zehaf said that the body was given an Islamic burial in the town of Zawiya in mid-November and the killer's father travelled to Libya to bury his son in his home country."

Good riddance. Too bad he wasn't given the Osama Bin Laden treatment while being flown over the Atlantic Ocean.

Hillary Clinton Is Not Presidential Material

Understatement of the year, nah, of the decade.

Veto of the pipeline is purely political

Ya think???

Large Triangle-Shaped UFO — The Size Of A Football Field — Filmed Over Mississippi

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

Why is This Woman...

...doing her campaigning in Canada?

Hillary Clinton says Canada, world must fight terrorist propaganda

Maybe she's being paid by the Liberals to annoy the Cons. Maybe the Liberals are stupid enough to think this would work.

Good Grief!!

Glenn Beck: Let’s face it, Hillary’s going to be the next president

Can you imagine a world with Shillary as Pres of the USA and Baby Trudeau as PM?

Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaary, and then some.

Bargain Bin, Here We Come

Justin Trudeau autobiography set for fall release

Don't ask Hillary for advice, Justin.

Oops

Disappointment for Hillary Clinton as sales for her memoir 'struggle in its first week'

Publishing Source: Hillary Book a 'Bomb'

Sources: Hillary Clinton book sells ‘strong’ 100,000

Sluggish sales for Hillary’s new book

Is Hard Choices a “bomb”?


Hard Choices, Soft Sales – Whoopsie – Week #1 Hillary Book Sales “A Bomb”… Hillary reportedly received a near-$14 million advance, a sum the publishing house will unlikely make back….

Hillary Clinton’s book selling well, but where’s the mad rush?

Hildabeast, AKA, Shillary...

...visits the Centre of the Universe and confirms she is an idiot:

"Former U.S. secretary of state Hillary Clinton says the decision to approve or reject the Keystone XL pipeline linking Canada and the U.S. shouldn't be seen as a symbol for the relationship between the two countries.Speaking before a business crowd in Toronto today, Clinton said talks about the controversial project should be part of a broader discussion on energy and climate"

Shillary Gets The Shoe Treatment

Shoe thrown at Hillary Clinton during Vegas speech

Shillary Is Delusional

'We need women at the head of the White House': Chelsea Clinton endorses her mother for President

And it must be hereditary.

Who would she select as her V.P.? Her daughter?

How Convenient!

Hillary Clinton Faints, Suffers Concussion… Will Not Testify Next Week

""She is at home and will not testify at the Benghazi hearings this coming week.""

She has nothing to say, anyway. Hillary, sweetheart, you ain't ever gonna be prez. You might as well salvage what remains of your reputation and come clean. Whistle blowers do get written up in the history books.

Oh, Shillary!!!

Things are about to go from bad to worse:

Petraeus the latest name in Romney VP buzz, with choice of No. 2 expected soon

General Betray Us gets his revenge. Shillary shut out for good.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

UPDATE: Or maybe not.  Oh well. It was a good story while it lasted.

Don't Ya Just Love...

...the Federal system of government? Passing the buck is a time honoured tradition.

Conservatives to consolidate, speed environmental reviews

"The Conservative government's overhaul of environmental assessments will consolidate federal reviews into three departments, focus resources on major projects and hand significant ecological oversight to the provinces.

The Harper government's legislative plan for "responsible resource development," announced Tuesday by Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver, will — as mentioned in the federal budget — also impose fixed timelines of up to 24 months for environmental reviews of major oil and gas and mining projects."

That howling sound you hear is David Suzuki and fellow leftards. It's a beautiful sound, wouldn't you say?

Meanwhile, Harper is in South America shaking things up. Or maybe it was Shillary or Dr. Fruitfly shaking in rage at the bullies. Or fracking.

Oh My

Even Slick Willy is onside with the Keystone XL pipeline. But then again, maybe he's just pissed off his wife isn't the president. She's supposed to make the decision. Sounds like it's a done deal.

Shillary Channels...

...John Bolton. I miss John Bolton. If I had my way, I'd boot the UN out of his country and withhold our funding.

And In Other News...

...Soldiers peeing on dead Taliban? Meh. Who cares? I think it's a good idea. Islamic fundies will be up in arms, but when aren't they. Smokes out the hypocrites, too:



Sorry, Hillary. I remember your husband's behavior and, more importantly, that for some strange reason you stood behind him. (Nah, who am I kidding. There's nothing strange about your position on this or on your husband's philandering ways. It's always been about power, with you, and nothing else.)

That Rarest of Posts...

...when I actually think Hillary enjoys her role as Sec. State. She does a good job in this speech.

For the last two and a half years I have always thought, based on her facial expressions, that she hated her job, or maybe her boss, or both. On the other hand, her boss has come a long way, too. From bowing before potentates and deigning to weigh in strongly when young Iranians were on the streets, he now has learned the importance of making strong statements in support of people living under repressive regimes. I guess he needs to shore up his sagging fortunes at home, too.

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Next time let's just turn that country into dust and be done with it. Maybe Pakistan should get the same treatment. Speaking of which:

US Drones kill 48 militants

Except we're not too sure what the number is:

Suspected US Drone strikes kill 38 Militants in Pakistan

Drones kill 30 Waziristans

U.S. drone strikes kill 45 suspected militants in Pakistan

Okay. So take your pick.  Thirty or more fewer dickheads to deal with is a good thing. Right?

Elsewhere in the Dysfunctional Islamosphere:

Gaddafi regime 'ready for talks' on transition of power to rebels

France says Libya political solution taking shape

I'll believe it when I see it. But just in case it actually happens, I wonder who's next? Will the people in Tahrir Square get their turn?

Meanwhile, the Baathist goons in Syria are getting a good verbal beating, if nothing else, from Shillary.

"Denunciation of Assad by Hillary Clinton brought condemnation by Syrian state media. It cited "additional evidence" of "flagrant" interference by the US, which was urged to refrain from acts "provoking the Syrian people's emotions and pride"."

If the Syrian regime falls, the goons in Iran and Hezbollah will be in need of clean undergarments, probably more than once. This has very far reaching consequences.

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Hillary were President. We might have seen much more support from Washington for the students in the streets of Tehran a couple of years ago.

Anyway, the march of history has picked up pace and shows no signs of slowing down.

Hehehehehehehe!

Another reason to love the Jews:

Jewish Newspaper Edits Hillary Clinton Out of 'Situation Room' Photo

Come on. Let me have my fun.

I have to ask, though, if publication of Hillary's image is "sexually suggestive" what the heck was slick Willy doing with that intern in the blue dress?