BWHAHAHAHA!

Earth Hour 2015 a Canada-wide failure -- even David Suzuki kept his lights on

And I even forgot it was on. Could have turned a few more lights on.

CBC Has Some "Splainin'" To Do

Haida Gwaii underwater archeological expedition returns

"Underwater archeologists with Parks Canada have returned from an expedition that took them below the surface in B.C.'s Haida Gwaii region.

The team spent two weeks using a combination of high-tech underwater tools and scuba diving to look for historic artifacts in Gwaii Haanas National Marine Conservation Area Reserve.

Jonathan Moore, one of the archeologists, says they found remains of structures such as piers and wharves that were once connected to mining villages, fish canneries and other industrial sites."

What???? You mean sea levels have risen before?? You better ask your in house expert, David Suzuki, to explain.

Yahoo!

Man, Harper has balls. Enviroweenies are wetting their pants: Northern Gateway gets green light

Neil Young could not be reached for comment. Nor David Suzuki. Nor a half dozen other washed up old has beens and never weres in the first place.

Still a long way to go, though. Oh well. The more we hear the bleating of the enviroweenies and their know nothing compatriots the better. They are very good at falling on their own swords.

Zero - David Suzuki

Don't Ya Just Love...

...the Federal system of government? Passing the buck is a time honoured tradition.

Conservatives to consolidate, speed environmental reviews

"The Conservative government's overhaul of environmental assessments will consolidate federal reviews into three departments, focus resources on major projects and hand significant ecological oversight to the provinces.

The Harper government's legislative plan for "responsible resource development," announced Tuesday by Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver, will — as mentioned in the federal budget — also impose fixed timelines of up to 24 months for environmental reviews of major oil and gas and mining projects."

That howling sound you hear is David Suzuki and fellow leftards. It's a beautiful sound, wouldn't you say?

Meanwhile, Harper is in South America shaking things up. Or maybe it was Shillary or Dr. Fruitfly shaking in rage at the bullies. Or fracking.

Pissing Off David Suzuki

Anything that disturbs Dr. Fruit Fly is fine with me.

I Am Ashamed to Admit...

...that I once used to make regular monthly contributions to the David Suzuki Foundation. But that was long ago. Before this.

And Still More!!

Yup. This guy knows so much about global warming. He writes well, too.

Oh wait. He's a professor of literature. You know. Fake stories.

h/t Ace of Spades

Speaking of which, my sentiments, exactly.

"Lisa Simpson emerging from the ocean in order to eat a piece of floating bacon."

ROTFLMAO!! I was once a paid subscriber to the David Suzuki Foundation, I'm embarrassed to admit.