And Still More!!

Yup. This guy knows so much about global warming. He writes well, too.

Oh wait. He's a professor of literature. You know. Fake stories.

h/t Ace of Spades

Speaking of which, my sentiments, exactly.

"Lisa Simpson emerging from the ocean in order to eat a piece of floating bacon."

ROTFLMAO!! I was once a paid subscriber to the David Suzuki Foundation, I'm embarrassed to admit.