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Posted by Viral Videos on Monday, July 20, 2015

How Can You Tell...

...there's an election coming?

And just in time:

Tories take huge lead in latest poll

You don't suppose that has anything to do with this, do you?

John Ivison: NDP MP will regret saying party’s top priority is toppling Harper government

or this?

Canada regains title as most reputable nation in the world despite Harper derangement frenzy

Ha, ha, lefties.

And then there's this:

NDP urges parents who don’t need child care cheques to donate them to party

You just can't make this shit up.

Gotta Love...

...the headline:

Justin Trudeau's Hidden Agenda

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Abbotsford Drunk Driver Hops In Cab, But It's Actually A Cop Car

More Stuff You Can't Make Up

17 Maps They Didn’t Show You In High School

I don't know which one I like best. They are all pretty good and very funny.

Maybe one of the following:

2. Frequency of Red Hair

7. Average Breast Size

8. Average Penis Size

11. Most Alcohol Consumed by Country

14. Countries That Were Never Invaded by the British

No. 15 is pretty funny, too:

Florida is crazy. Montana is for bad asses. Michigan is broke. Idaho is stupid. Kansas is flatter than a pancake. South Dakota is boring, as are Nebraska and New Hampshire and Alaska is melting. ROTFLMAO!!!!

Aaaawe

...Sid Ryan is upset:

Union disclosure Bill C-377 angers Ontario Federation of Labour

Bill C-377 forces unions to disclose expenditures

"Sid Ryan, president of the Ontario Federation of Labour, which represents 54 unions, says his organization will redouble efforts to make sure Prime Minister Stephen Harper's Conservatives don't win October's federal election.
The federation's leader is upset with the passing of Bill C-377, the Conservatives' controversial private member's bill that forces labour unions to publicly disclose how they spend their money.
The bill, sponsored by Conservative MP Russ Hiebert and backed strongly by the Prime Minister's Office, gained Senate approval Tuesday and requires unions to publicly disclose any spending of $5,000 or more and any salary of more than $100,000.

Unions will have to provide that information to the Canada Revenue Agency, which would publicly post the information to its website."

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Government Of China Forces Muslim Imams To Dance On The Street And Scream That They Will Never Preach The Islamic Religion

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GLOBAL WARMING CULT BAFFLED AS ANTARCTIC ICE CONTINUES TO GROW

Why is Antarctic sea ice at record levels despite global warming?

"While Arctic sea ice continues to decline, Antarctic levels are confounding the world’s most trusted climate models with record highs for the third year running."

Global Warming Wreaks Havoc On Antarctic Research Stations

"And by wreaking havoc, I mean there’s so much sea ice around the continent that access to the research stations has been curtailed. In fact, one station had to be airlifted a year’s worth of supplies since ships could not break through the ice."

Too Funny

Hahahaha hahahaha... Men .. women .. How true.. Can't stop laughing

Posted by Neetu Chandraa on Friday, May 2, 2014

Another "You Can't Make This Shit Up"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

For the teenager in your life:

Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents?

I Haven't Heard A Naughty Limerick In Ages,...

...so I went looking for some. Enjoy:

These ones are fairly tame.

The following are X-rated:

Jokes 1

Rude Limericks

Dirty Limericks

Naughty Limericks

Adult Limericks

Why Farting Is Good...

...for you:

IF YOU FART IN THE BED, YOU BETTER READ THIS! (Priceless)

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kinda Funny

John Cleese's Letter to the USA

A bit old, but still funny.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mainstream Media Discovers What Created ISIS – Global Warming

I Laughed Out Loud

Post by Kevin Friar Kev Boyle.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is Brian Williams forgetful or just a really bad liar? (22 Photos)

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Canadians say Harper is best CEO, Trudeau would be a fun vacation buddy and Mulcair would loan them $100: poll

Harper scored highest with Canadians in five of 16 descriptors, with respondents picking him best suited to be the CEO of a large company (47%), give investment advice (46%), give career advice (41%), give advice to your children about their future (37%) and negotiate a contract on your behalf (38%).

"“Mr. Harper is seen as a solid choice when it comes to the some key attributes that people look for when it comes to leadership, especially financial and management skills,” said Abacus chairman Bruce Anderson in a statement."

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"The Liberal leader was chosen as the best fit for 10 of 16 possible descriptors, including trust to choose a good movie to watch (53%), prefer to have babysit your kids (44%), most able to survive in the wilderness (42%), and trust to look after your pet (40%)."