Just Try It Assholes

Muslim Petitions To Cancel Oktoberfest In Germany As Munich Police Plan To Keep Refugees and Revelers Apart

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

Helium infused beer. I must have it!! 󾌴󾌴󾌴

Posted by Viral Videos on Monday, July 20, 2015

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Abbotsford Drunk Driver Hops In Cab, But It's Actually A Cop Car

Are We Ever Grateful!

Genetic mutation allowed humans to digest alcohol

ROTFLMAO!!!

Runaway Budweiser blimp floats over New Brunswick

Must Be A Dipper

Drunken phone threats against Premier Brad Wall, PM Harper gets Regina man probation

``Frustrated over problems with his workers' compensation, an intoxicated David McKenzie phoned CTV Regina to complain - and ended up threatening to shoot Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Premier Brad Wall and CTV staff``

Two More...

...missing and murdered (?) women: Deadly Regina fire now a murder investigation

"The Regina Police Service (RPS) is looking for the two women who lived in a home that was the scene of a fire Sunday where a man's burned body was found inside."

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"Later in the day, RPS put out a request to the public to find two women who lived in that house with Yacevich. Rosalyn Faye Wilm, 41, and Sarah Dawn Louisa Wilm, 22, haven't been seen since the day of the fire. The women's family is now concerned for their safety, and police aren't sure what role, if any, the women had in the fire or death.

Rosalyn Wilm is an aboriginal woman, 5'1" with a thin build, long straight brown and grey hair, brown eyes, and has some broken or missing lower teeth. Sarah Wilm is also an aboriginal woman with a medium build with long black hair and brown eyes."

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"“They partied a lot. They drank a lot. A few weeks ago, police were called about six or seven times in one day to that house. So that’s just what they did was party,” said one man who gave the name Mike. “It was bound to happen sooner or later.”

Mike said there were often a lot of people going in and out of the house, including the day before it burned down.

“That day it happened—yeah, there was a lot of drinking going on,” he said."

Of course, this is the evil Whiteman's fault.

Talk About Pissed "Off"

Drunk man is electrocuted peeing on third rail of G train

EEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!

It Just Doesn't Get Any Better...

...than this:

Another Moment Of Kleptomania

This one, again, from Facebook, courtesy of my twenty-something niece.

It Seems The Dispute..

...between Denmark and Canada over that pile of rocks has been settled. Well, maybe not. I'm disappointed, to say the least. We should have been able to extract a lifetime supply of Tuborg Beer for every Canadian born and yet to be born for the next fifty years in exchange for the pile of rocks. We used to be able to get it here, but not any more. I wonder if Denmark yanked it off the table during the negotiating stage.

Previously.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Should the legal drinking age be lowered to 18?

"A resolution to lower the legal drinking age to 18 in Saskatchewan was passed at the SaskParty's convention Saturday. Members of the SaskParty youth came out en mass at the convention to support the resolution." (Emphasis mine)

Related: Supreme Court upholds guts of drunk driving law

Three Guesses

Which does he feel most remorseful about?

Toronto man charged in fatal crash involving new Porsche

"Police say Hongyu Chen, 20, of Toronto, is charged with criminal negligence causing death, impaired driving causing death, dangerous driving causing death and driving with a blood alcohol level above zero while under a G2 licence."

His having driven while drunk? Having killed someone? Or, wrecking his Porsche?

Drowning In ...

...booze?

22 rescued unharmed as wine tasting boat starts sinking during cruise of San Francisco Bay

San Francisco Bay? Are you sure it wasn't drugs?

Har. Har. I'm so funny. /sarc