OOOOKAAY

The most anatomically correct 'vagina pants' you're ever likely to see

What will they think of next?

It's Not Really Clear, But....

...did she kick him in the balls?



In any case, you go girl!!

Welcome To...

...the 21st century, Saskatchewan:


City council to examine strip club rules

As long as they allow those Chippendale guys.

Everything You've Wanted to Know, But...

...were afraid to ask:

History of the penis: Lies, damn lies and self-measurements

Believe it or not, I've covered this subject before.

Sometimes Headlines...

...just say too damn much. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr.  Wiener must be less endowed than most.

HT Asher Abrams on Facebook.  (Gives a whole new meaning to Facebook, too!)

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Should the legal drinking age be lowered to 18?

"A resolution to lower the legal drinking age to 18 in Saskatchewan was passed at the SaskParty's convention Saturday. Members of the SaskParty youth came out en mass at the convention to support the resolution." (Emphasis mine)

Related: Supreme Court upholds guts of drunk driving law

You Just Never Know...

...what science is gonna dig up. Take this, for example:

Ostrich penis clears up evolutionary mystery

"...there seems to be a strong correlation between genital size and bird mating habits. Emus, for example, pair bond, and the males have small penises. Rheas, on the other hand, have much larger phalluses and are promiscuous."

[---]

"“Darwin and others said that penises were primary sexual traits, meaning they’re essential for reproduction. But the birds say they’re not,” notes Montgomerie. Instead, he says, the penis may be a secondary sexual trait, helpful for stimulating the female, signalling reproductive fitness and even an aspect of competition among males — but not indispensable." (Emphasis mine)

Hmmmm. I think I'll stop there. But I beg to differ.

I'm A Dog

Mutts for Mozart: Study finds dogs dig classical, are stressed by metal

Especially the "stressed by metal" part.

They Say They Have Nothing To Say...

...about human males.

Size Does Matter in Sexual Selection

"It is an age old debate: does size matter in sexual selection? There is no new light shed in relation to the human male. However, there has been some interesting new research been published about beetles.

A new project among researchers from Uppsala University in Sweden and the University of Cincinnati has demonstrated experimentally that the evolution of male genitals, in relation to size, is related to mating success, focusing on a species of seed beetle."

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"No link has been made to humans from the work. However, readers may draw their own conclusions."

Doesn't that just bug you?

Here's my conclusion. I'm betting the human males were not too keen on allowing themselves to be measured.

Yuk!!

I'm sure there's lots of tittering out there, but all I've got to say is YUK!! That's one butt-ugly creature.

Rare snake-like amphibian found in Brazil that looks like a penis

Another Grand Old Institution...

...in The Once Great Britain bites the dust:

Oxford University changes dress code to meet needs of transgender students

Oh well. At least it will piss off the Islamists.

I Thought This Stuff Only...

...happened in urban legends (and True Confessions, Hustler and Playboy magazines):


Cardiologist held liable in patient's death from sexual threesome

I Have A Better Idea

Why don't we take you and cut your balls off.

Afterwards, you can slink around the hot city streets wearing a black cover-all sack and if you dare even look at a woman, we'll bury you up to your neck and stone you to death.

Oooookay

Great job with no strings attached: Puppetry of the Penis returns to Sydney

"Puppetry of the Penis began in Australia in 1998 and since then it has toured across the globe.

Creator Simon Morley said finding the right men with the right equipment was essential for putting on a successful show, and in this particular case, size definitely mattered."

No comment.

Now, There's a Job...

...I'd like:

Inspector on hand for erotic male show

"A Saskatoon events centre could face fines or other sanctions from the provincial government for hosting the famous Chippendales performers, an all-male erotic dance show.

The Saskatchewan Liquor and Gaming Authority (SLGA) is investigating the Odeon Events Centre after a provincial inspector visited the Chippendales event on March 17. The long-running and popular show, while featuring buff and scantily clad men, does not feature full nudity.

SLGA declined to detail the aspects of the Odeon event it is concerned with, but did say it continues to review the situation."

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"No sanctions had been issued to the Odeon as of Monday, said David Morris, an SLGA spokesperson. He declined to say what the inspector was looking for at the Odeon."

Oh, I think I know what he was looking for.

Must Have Something To Do....

...with the cold climate. But you'd think it would be the other way around, wouldn't you?

h/t SDA

It's Not Just Young People...

...who participate in "Vote mobs". It's also ancient, wrinkly old tokers.

Toke and Vote

Oh. And they don't like Harper either. Geeze. All those opposition parties get the best voters. It's not fair.

This One's Especially for Snoopy

...who spoke about being stoned in the Sinai Peninsula, here.

I found this on Facebook in a discussion thread on Tarek Fatah's account about - ahem - the prohibition against female masturbation as enforced by cranky old Muslim Imams and the punishments meted out to the transgressors thereof.  A commenter remarks:

"Stoned while masturbating, sounds like a fun evening to me... oh wait..!"

Now back to regular programming. Try to keep it clean.