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Canadians say Harper is best CEO, Trudeau would be a fun vacation buddy and Mulcair would loan them $100: poll

Harper scored highest with Canadians in five of 16 descriptors, with respondents picking him best suited to be the CEO of a large company (47%), give investment advice (46%), give career advice (41%), give advice to your children about their future (37%) and negotiate a contract on your behalf (38%).

"“Mr. Harper is seen as a solid choice when it comes to the some key attributes that people look for when it comes to leadership, especially financial and management skills,” said Abacus chairman Bruce Anderson in a statement."

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"The Liberal leader was chosen as the best fit for 10 of 16 possible descriptors, including trust to choose a good movie to watch (53%), prefer to have babysit your kids (44%), most able to survive in the wilderness (42%), and trust to look after your pet (40%)."