Joke

A guy goes over to his buddy’s house, rings the bell, but his buddy’s wife answers. “Hi is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No, come in.” They sit down and the friend says “You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.

I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.” Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, It’s worth one hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says “They are so beautiful. I must see the both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together.”

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. She feels bad for him, so she pushes her breasts into his face for a moment and she let’s him have a few squeezes. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can’t wait any longer for Tony and he leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know your weird friend Chris came over.” Tony thinks about this for a second and asks, “Well, … did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”

Now For The "Easy Go" Part

It's gonna be close to $20,800 or more, but I now have a new boiler and a new faucet and taps in the kitchen sink. Better last a good long time. The old boiler was about 60 years old so I suppose it had to die sometime.

No Need To "Make The Rich Pay"

They already pay enough:

Facebook CEO Zuckerberg tops list of biggest U.S. charitable donors in 2013

SHHHH!! Don't tell leftards, but there's a list of five fat cats and the amount of money they contribute to charity in this article.

Random Humour

The 1%

But, But, But....

Lac-Megantic residents seek class-action suit approval

"The court documents were filed in Quebec Superior Court on Monday morning and put forward by lawyer Daniel Larochelle, a 15-year Lac-Megantic resident himself"

How dare they take business away from Tony "Ambulance Chaser" Merchant?

Good luck to them.

Lumpy Boobs?

Canadian woman, teenage daughter caught smuggling $59,000 in bras, border agents say

That'll give you away, every time.

PS: I didn't know taking a wad of cash across the line was illegal. Drat! There goes my plans.