He's Finally Dead

I've been thinking about this for a while now. We haven't had any Elvis sightings for quite some time. At least none have been reported and laughed at. I guess people have finally accepted that he's really dead.

Should I post a few videos? (Go for it, Stubble Jumper):









I guess Elvis impersonators have gone out of business, too.

This brings back another memory from long, long ago. At school, the girls would gather in the girls "cloak room" at noon and jive to Elvis records.