Sunday, April 01, 2012

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I just heard on my favourite radio station that Saskatchewanites used 10% more energy yesterday than they used the previous year's Earth Day! Way to go Saskies!!

Even though this radio station is mostly talk radio of the right wing variety, they were interviewing some idiot from SaskEnergy, who tried to convince us that people had more electrically powered conveniences in their possession than they did last year and that's the reason. What a farce!

There's only two possible explanations for the 10% increase, and it's probably a combination of both, and those are 1) our population grew {which it did, thanks largely to the energy sector} and 2) we're on to you. Hah,hah!

Last year I did my duty and during Earth Hour I turned on every possible electric appliance that I could for the whole hour. Even did some baking, using my electric mixer, of course. This year, I just shrugged my shoulders and ignored the event. I suspect most Saskatchewanites did the same. Borrrrrrrring.

And as if SaskEnergy isn't laughing all the way to the bank.

Hah! Hah! Hah!

All hail Human Achievement Hour!!!

PS: This ain't no April Fools joke. It's also been extremely warm for this time of year. I wonder if the air conditioners were on?

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