BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

The big lie just became much, much easier.

"I Just Made Love app lets you tell the world where and when - and thousands already have

"The Android - and now iPhone - app lets you record where, when and even in what position you 'made love' - and then upload it to an online database - with your comments.

The Android app has already been downloaded 10,000 times."

And what's with those Poles?

"The I Just Made Love site claims to have recorded 193,000 'acts of love', along with where the event occurred and a limited amount of context - very limited, in fact, offering only the options of Inside, Outdoors, In a Car and On a Boat.

Most of the posts via the site so far seem to be in Polish - with only isolated instances of lovemaking in other countries."

Oh my!! Gives a whole new meaning to the word "pole", doesn't it!!