Breaking News This Morning!!!
UPDATED AND BUMPED: The folks over at I Hate the Media have been talking about this, a bit down in the dumps about America's ranking. It's also a topic of discussion in Australia, where they are in a state of disbelief hiding behind the claim that the results could not be independently verified. I have a solution for that. Send an army of female reporters out across the globe armed with measuring tape. They won't lie about it as some of their male members might. Hm. Hm. Hm.
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Website lists penis sizes, India no. 116
Canada's rank is not mentioned in the article. However, a link is provided. But, alas, it lists countries alphabetically, not by length, but I won't let that stop me. Here's the ranking amongst the Anglo-Sphere:
Head of the pack ---- the Kiwis: 13.99 cm or 5.5 in
Next ---- Brits: 13.97 cm or 5.5 in
Third ---- Canuckistanis!!!! at: 13.92 cm or 5.5 in
Fourth ---- Aussies: 13.31 cm or 5.2 in
Fifth ---- Yanks: 12.90 cm or 5.1 in
Sixth ----- Paddies: 12.78 cm or 5.0 in
You can see that the metric system allows greater precision. A mere 0.07 cm separates first place from third. We might call that a nose, but maybe not.
And holy shit, it's true!!
Have a good day, and if you find yourself at the bottom of the list, don't worry about it, me lads. It's circumference that counts, not length.
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Website lists penis sizes, India no. 116
Canada's rank is not mentioned in the article. However, a link is provided. But, alas, it lists countries alphabetically, not by length, but I won't let that stop me. Here's the ranking amongst the Anglo-Sphere:
Head of the pack ---- the Kiwis: 13.99 cm or 5.5 in
Next ---- Brits: 13.97 cm or 5.5 in
Third ---- Canuckistanis!!!! at: 13.92 cm or 5.5 in
Fourth ---- Aussies: 13.31 cm or 5.2 in
Fifth ---- Yanks: 12.90 cm or 5.1 in
Sixth ----- Paddies: 12.78 cm or 5.0 in
You can see that the metric system allows greater precision. A mere 0.07 cm separates first place from third. We might call that a nose, but maybe not.
And holy shit, it's true!!
Have a good day, and if you find yourself at the bottom of the list, don't worry about it, me lads. It's circumference that counts, not length.
Labels: Aussies, Brits, Canuckistanis, humor, Kiwis, trivia, Yanks
posted by Louise at 6:24 pm
6 Comments:
Or, as the old Maria Muldaur song goes-
"It ain't the meat, it's the motion,
that makes your mamma wanna rock..."
:-)
Re your conclusion... The guy said "I`ve only got 4 inches and if that ain`t wide enough your out of luck" LOL.
LOL!
Well, no wonder the Paddies drink so much! ;-)
My hypothesis is that Britain got the name "Great Britain" for a reason not shared by their neighbors right across the channel. This would of course go a long way, no pun intended, to explain today's Anglo dominance of world culture. The world speaks English, not parle francais!
Note from the chart that the Canadian 5.5 inches is MEASURED, (as is, ahem, the American 5.9 inches) whereas, the French 6.3 inches is SELF-REPORTED. Legends in their own minds, n'est-ce pas? :-)
Now, where's the Global Boob Size Chart?! :-)
Ummm. That's 5.1 inches.
I thought is was because the French were too busy being lovers.
Btw, I googled biggest boobs, and all I got were centerfold type pictures, so you're on your own.
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