Man Refuses An Opportunity To Be Romantic With His Wife. What Happens Next Is Genius.
"A married couple in their 60's was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romanti little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny but beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, "For being such an exemplary, married couple and for being loving to each other all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this will not come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger that me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female."