Alternative Energy...

...is a loooonngg way off:

First up, a bit of tongue in cheek satire:

United Nations Summit Disbanded – Global Warming Halted

"The General Assembly of the United Nations in New York was officially disbanded when it was discovered that the hot air generated by the Assembly was responsible for global warming. The disbanding commenced when a peace keeping force was brought to the central UN facility with orders to round up representatives peacefully and remove them from the premises. Although there were no reported incidents of violence, rumours abound that the UN Peace Keepers had orders to use stun guns and rubber bullets on any individuals caught arguing or even speaking with disdain to the Removal Force Officers. UN chair and official spokesman Dbčn Ouħeixqz was seen being loaded into a large minibus near the central building. Reports say he was crying like a little girl as they escorted him from his cushy office and informed him he was being sent back to Liberia on the next available flight.

Professor Linus Frootloop, representing the National Academy of People Smarter Than You, summarized the report that precipitated the disbanding."

RTWT. It's hilarious.

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