From the...

..."you can't make this shit up" files:

German court rules that men can urinate while standing

"A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.

The landlord, who was seeking €1,900 (£1400; $2,200), claimed the marble floor had been damaged by urine."

They just need to aim better.

(Shamelessly stolen from Snoopy the Goon.}