Saturday, March 08, 2014

I'm Bad!!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

Blame it on Facebook.

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Blogger Canuckguy said...

Even though I was raised a bingo player, I do find such jokes amusing. I guess I lucked out in that my mother never put me in the church choir. I had no direct contact with priests except for the confession box where I invariably lied about the extent my so-called sins. I never had a fellow bingo player ever mention being molested. But that means little because if I had been molested by a priest, I probably would have shut up about it. I think I am accurate in saying that because I was molested as a young teenager by an older teenage boy and I just shrugged it off and never talked about it. I don't think it damaged me in any way. Later I just viewed it as a typical episode of exploring sexuality experienced by many horny teenage boys at the time. I feel no guilt but then again, I have never talked about it. Never felt the need too.

March 09, 2014 8:26 am  

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