AARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

I need a dog team! Please, God! Make this be the last of it!

Today's forecast, which is already proving to be true:

"Snow at times heavy. Amount 10 to 15 cm. Local blowing snow early this morning and late this afternoon. Wind southeast 40 km/h gusting to 60 becoming light this morning. Wind becoming north 30 this afternoon. High minus 10. Wind chill minus 27 this morning."

That should just about do it, I think. We gotst us a record. Or at least damned close.

Would I be forgiven if I got one of those global warming freaks to shovel snow as it's coming down?