This Stuff Just Keeps...
...rolling in. This latest one is from The Cousin, but she's considered part of The Sisterhood:
Three Ladies in a SaunaOkay, I will admit that was a bit gross, but whoever said The Sisterhood was a bunch of old prudes? Old? Yes. But prudes? Nope! As long as The Sisterhood keeps sending them, I'll keep hoisting them.
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID ..... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ..... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
Labels: humor, The Sisterhood, you can't make this shit up
posted by Louise at 7:44 pm
3 Comments:
I won't ask how the senior citizen lady receives a singing telegram. :-)
And from Great Britain, the nation that far more than any other nation, basically created the highest state of human civilization, Western Civilization, here's the current height on "Britain's Got Talent".
Frankly my dear, it's hard to tell whether that's a statement on Western Civilization or on what passes for entertainment on television. A day or two ago I heard (I don't remember, but it must have been on a talk radio program) that the number of people watching television is declining precipitously. Not a moment too soon, if you ask me.
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