Friday, May 13, 2011

As I Sit Here Shivering....

...(they turned the boilers off in my apartment building about three weeks ago and it's bloody cold here today), there's startling news:

Sea levels are not rising.

Well okay. That's a lie. Sea levels have risen a full 0.83 inches since the turn of the century.
"The NASA-funded group claims glacial melt is removing weight that had been pressing down on land masses, which in turn is causing land mass to rise. This welcome news mitigates sea-level rise from melting glacial ice, meaning sea level will rise less than previously thought. However, it is very inconvenient for alarmist sea level predictions. Therefore, instead of reporting the amount by which sea level is rising in the real world, the Sea Level Research Group has begun adding 0.3 millimeters per year of fictitious sea level rise to “compensate” for rising land mass.

The extra 0.3 millimeters of fictitious sea level rise will add up to 1.2 inches over the course of the 21st century. While this is not monumental in and of itself, it will allow alarmists to paint a dramatically different picture of sea level rise than is occurring in the real world. For example, the current pace of 8 inches of sea level rise for the present century is essentially no different than the 7 inches of sea level rise that occurred last century. However, with an artificially enhanced 9.2 inches of sea level rise, alarmists can claim sea level is rising 31 percent faster than it did last century."
I'll betcha none of them predicted the deluge would actually occur in Manitoba, though. That's a long way from the sea.

Labels: ,

2 Comments:

Blogger SnoopyTheGoon said...

I wouldn't mind the sea coming closer to our yard. Currently I have to drive like 20 km to get to the sea shore.

May 14, 2011 3:37 am  
Blogger Louise said...

In Manitoba the sea is coming to them.

May 14, 2011 6:28 am  

Post a Comment

<< Home