Thursday, September 04, 2014

Hallelulja!! There Is A God!

Right Hand of ISIS Leader Killed in U.S. Airstrike in Mosul

Enjoy your virgins.

I expect Obama Derangement Syndrome to break out any minute now. Oh wait....

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Blogger Canuck Guy said...

I like this joke
72 Virgins
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied,
"Who said they were women?"

September 05, 2014 11:56 am  
Blogger Louise said...

LOL. You're bad.

September 05, 2014 1:31 pm  

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