Time To Pick On...

...the Toronto Maple Leafs again:

(I stole this from some blog. Can't remember how I got there or what it was called. It was in the comments.) 

"Two Canadians died and went to hell. They really enjoyed the heat, which made the devil very angry. So he turned down the heat. Still no change, the Canadians were loving it. This went on for days until it was absolutely freezing in Hell. The devil went to find out why the Canadians were jumping with glee. “Why are you so happy?” the devil asked. The Canadians replied, “Hell froze over, the Leafs won the Stanley Cup!”"

 Previously.