Contest Time!!

Let's come up with a Canadian version. Shouldn't be that hard. And, lest you didn't know. I'm a racist.

Lets also come up with a couple of verses, sung to the tune of the Monkees' theme song:



One of the labels I've given this entry is humor. But the folks who hurl the accusation of racism are a sour, dour lot and they won't find it funny, but who gives a shit about them?