Because Lord Knows...

...we need more elephants:

"Operation Frozen Dumbo" gets elephant Tonga pregnant

"...Scientists have succeeded for the first time in impregnating an elephant with frozen sperm..."

That had to be one giant test tube/petri dish.

Which reminds me:

"Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.
It's done on a very high level.
There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.
And it takes two years to get any results."

Groan.