Sorry Boys

#1 I don't believe you and #2, if you're anything like Saddam Hussein's sons, let's talk about offering yourselves up, along with your father.

I must admit, though, it must be fun living in the Ghadafi household right now. I would image there have been many late nights spent coming up with silly schemes to ensure your own survival, but that no one in their right mind would fall for. Still, it must be embarrassing having him for a father and I would imagine you've been wishing you could just live a normal life - well normal, for a playboy, that is. You are kinda good looking, especially you, Saadi. But, you know how it is. Looks are only skin deep.

Pssst. Why don't you off you're old man and send his body to Italy or France or Malta, or some place? This would make a great movie, or a Shakespearean play.