Sunday, December 12, 2010

Canada-US Love-Hate Relationship

I've been curious about this phenomenon for a long time, so I've been searching on the net for answers to explain it. Haven't found much yet, but I did run across a really funny joke that sorta sums up a lot of Canuckistanis' feelings on the issue. Behold:
"How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. But he just stands there with his arm in the air and waits for the world to revolve around him."
I don't care, but think that's funny. Now pardon me while I duck for cover.

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Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

Q: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem; one Francophone to complain that this joke wasn’t translated into French; one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked; one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been under-represented in the process; one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back; one to actually screw it in; one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it; one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink; and one to drop the puck.

Peace! {:-)

December 13, 2010 6:24 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

As long as the person sent over the border is riding a pickup truck, I think you've got it. Maybe he can pick up some regular light bulbs while he's there.

December 13, 2010 6:50 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.


Q: How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but how they got in there is anybody's guess.


Q. How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
Change a what?


Q. How many Texans does it take to change a laht bub?

A. couple three ought to do it, them laht bubs is big around here.


Q: How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty-one. One to hold the bulb and twenty men and their partners to BBQ and drink beer.
Ladies please bring a plate.


Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two--one to say She'll be right at it mate and one to fetch the beers.

December 13, 2010 7:29 pm  

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