Monday, October 25, 2010

Quaint Quaid Tweets


"It's official, Randy Quaid is absolutely bat-shit crazy."

"They should put Randy Quaid's face on every product that has nuts in it."

""Randy Quaid and his wife have fled to Canada to avoid the "Star Whackers." Don't worry. Your career is in the ditch. You should be safe."

"Randy and Evi Quaid fear they are next in a series of star murders. Someone needs to explain to them what a star is."

"First batch of "Free Randy Quaid" t-shirts just about ready"

"i had to use google to find out who randy quaid was."

"Randy Quaid says a mysterious group of "Star Whackers" are out to kill him. The only delusion he has is of him being a star."

"Exactly who does randy quaid think is after him, the manson family?"

"Costume idea for next year: Randy and Evi Quaid."

And from Daily Comedy:  "We finally got back at Canada for giving us Celine Dion."

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Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

"It's official, Randy Quaid is absolutely bat-shit crazy."

Well, yeah, he's a pretty typical Hollywood lefty actor. Of course, he's delusional. His mentality is only a question of degree different from the likes of Whoopi Goldberg, Mel Gibson...well, a long list of Hollywood denizens.

Think about it: While every person is unique, we are also all the same. So, randomly take a bunch of average people, the only difference being an acting talent an inch wide and of varying depths; pay them absurd amounts of money; indoctrinate them that they're somehow above the rest of humanity; make them defacto fairly exempt from the same laws and social/moral strictures all of us must deal with. Then watch the Kafka-esque absurdity. In Hollywood, Randy Quaid is what passes for more-or-less mid-Bell Curve normal, Hollywood being a giant Petri dish of Abnormal Psychology.

October 25, 2010 10:43 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

I hope you're willing to take them back. It's very embarrassing that all your freaks and idiots seem to think Canada is a safe haven. We have enough idiots here already.

October 25, 2010 11:02 pm  
Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

Well, yeah but they blend in so well with the rest of the alternate-reality folks in Toronto. San Francisco North. :-)

Quid pro quo. I'd say we'll take them back IF you also round up and force back all our military deserters hiding in Canada. We have some unfinished business with all that deserter scum. The business involves the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Military Correctional Facility at Leavenworth Federal Prison.

October 26, 2010 9:01 am  
Blogger Louise said...

Actually, it's Vancouver. Toronto would be, you know, too much trouble, being so far away from your left coast and all that.

Besides, last night Toronto just elected a fat white guy as mayor, contrary to the hopes and predictions of all the talking heads in the MSM, but as far as we know, Vancouver is still La-La-Land North.

If by "deserters" you mean the - hum, ahum - "war resisters" - (liberal-speak) we're working on it. They're being given due process first and then they're sent packing. Many of them have hooked up with a woman and procreated, likely in the hopes of earning brownie points with immigration authorities but without regard for what the impact will be on the kids they produce, if daddy is booted out and mommy has to stay.

You wouldn't be willing to take them all (mom or,in some cases, dad, and baby, too), would you?

I'm afraid old stereotypes of Canada die hard. There's not much sympathy for them this go round.

Besides, they're not draft dodgers like in the old days when there was, you know, an actual draft. They're widely seen as cowards and slackards for walking away from a contract entered into voluntarily. I think it's the old draft dodgers and their friends who are encouraging them to flee to Canada, without regard to the consequences for the new crop. They simply want to relive the old glory days. So far, most of them have been sent back, at least the ones who haven't gone into hiding. I'm not sure how they're making a living. Some of them are actually holed up uber-liberal churches.

Mind you, our own leftards don't seem to understand the difference between a volunteer armed force and a drafted armed force. But then logic, brains and leftards rarely come in the same package.

October 26, 2010 9:55 am  
Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

The latest in the Quaid Saga, plumbing new depths in absurdity. You have to read this for yourself. From

"Actor Randy Quaid, wife released from custody"

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) - Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been released from a Canadian detention facility after she was declared a Canadian citizen, Canadian border officials said Wednesday..."

Read on-there's an ample supply of bureaucrats and lawyers who are also bat-shit crazy, all on the taxpayers' dime.

October 27, 2010 10:40 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

Oh dear. I didn't know the wife was a Canadian. The plot sickens.

October 27, 2010 11:17 pm  

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