Oh Man!

I wish somebody could just buy the CBC and put us out of our misery.

Hehehehe. You have to love the bureaucratic gobbledy-gook, too:

"Acquiring CTV's range of premier video content enhances Bell's execution of our strategic imperatives by leveraging our significant broadband network investments, accelerating Bell's video growth across all three screens — mobile, online and TV — and achieving a competitive cost structure," said George Cope, president and CEO of Bell Canada and BCE, in a statement."

Huh?