Poor Yanks Ruskies
"The abject cruelty shown by Canadian soldiers in international conflicts is scantily referred to, as indeed is the utter incapacity of this county to host a major international event, due to its inferiority complex, born of a trauma being the skinny and weakling bro to a beefy United States and a colonial outpost to the United Kingdom, whose Queen smiles happily from Canadian postage stamps.You know, I haven't seen the Queen on a postage stamp for a long time. She's still on our money, though, if that's any consolation. Poor babies.
"Maybe it is this which makes the Canadians so...retentive, or cowardly."
In true grocery-store tabloid fashion, the online publication also includes the dire warnings of Nostradamus."
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WOOT!!!
WOOT!!!
WOOT!!!!
The Cold War of hockey is OOOOO-V-E-R ! ! ! ! !
USA (OR WHOEVER) HERE WE COME!!!!!
Boy, this game brought back memories.
Looks like it was a scalper's paradise, too.
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7 to 3 Third period already!!!
Go Canada!!!
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GRRRRRRRR!! The refs are biased!!
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Oh crap. It's going waaaay too fast.
Go Canada!!!
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Holy Moly!!!
Go Canada!!!
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IMHO the Americans just got cheated out of a goal with one second to go in the second period in a game with the Swiss. Oh well. Shit happens.
Go Canada!!!
Big game later today between Canada and Russia.
Go Canada!!!
I can't believe I'm getting excited about hockey.
U. S. A. wins!! The sweet smell of vengeance is getting closer and closer.
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